consultingmoosecaptain:

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rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN

REMY

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
Every Bro Ever  (via ronsweasleys)

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shingekinofuckingkyojin:

do u ever just see a fandom post so terrible u visibly cringe

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chen000:

bovidae:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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that looks like a real sheep !

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toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

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statueofthotness:

tropicana thoticana

statueofthotness:

tropicana thoticana

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

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agianthordeofzombiesjust:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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